Nominated for Best Pop Punk Band and Best Melodic Punk Band at the upcoming Arizona Ska Punk Awards (February 28, in case you need time to reserve your safety-pinned tux), the guys in Numbers On Napkins punch the nerd-pop clock for most of their jocular Waiting for Tomorrow CD, only really emerging as truly persuasive punks when they rag on a former member, Jason Coleman, whom they accuse of fiscal impropriety in "Burning Bridges". Trial bile: "Look at your reflection / A man who has no friends and pays for drugs and baby food with all of the money from all the other bands that you rip off at will". Tough stuff -- and Coleman merits another flipped bird in the liner's anti-thanks list, along with Ralph Nader, "The cheap shot faggot bouncer at Club Rio", and "Glendale police officer Kris Lewis for going out like a chicken fuck bitch and fucking us over". Since none of them is likely to buy this CD and read NON's dedication, we thought it was worth repeating here.